am i right, sailor?

striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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cophinium:

Orphan Black AU: Divergent

Dauntless (the brave) / Candor (the honest) / Amity (the peaceful) / Abnegation (the selfless / Erudite (the intelligent)

Abnegation has fulfilled our need for selfless leaders in government; Candor has provided us with trustworthy and sound leaders in law; Erudite has supplied us with intelligent teachers and researchers; Amity has given us understanding counselors and caretakers; and Dauntless provides us with protection from threats both within and without.”

Clone Tip #462

sanetwin:

Convince your sister to watch inappropriate clone sex with you from behind a sniper. Use the awkwardness to prompt a heart-to-heart with her.

au: auntie beth

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

wethecurious:

i want to see the world the way cosima niehaus sees the world

hissaviour-herhome:

url inspired gifsets: i-love-you-swan

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

Rita Volk - Faking It

bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

mrpond