am i right, sailor?


last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk


That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.



Orphan Black AU: Divergent

Dauntless (the brave) / Candor (the honest) / Amity (the peaceful) / Abnegation (the selfless / Erudite (the intelligent)

Abnegation has fulfilled our need for selfless leaders in government; Candor has provided us with trustworthy and sound leaders in law; Erudite has supplied us with intelligent teachers and researchers; Amity has given us understanding counselors and caretakers; and Dauntless provides us with protection from threats both within and without.”

Clone Tip #462


Convince your sister to watch inappropriate clone sex with you from behind a sniper. Use the awkwardness to prompt a heart-to-heart with her.

au: auntie beth


*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?


i want to see the world the way cosima niehaus sees the world


url inspired gifsets: i-love-you-swan


We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

Rita Volk - Faking It


Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap